Saturday, September 12, 2009
How To Fix The World Economy
This is easy. All you have to do is give the billionaires a few more gazillion dollars or so and tell them to spend it and that will stimulate the economy. Of course you will have to increase the taxes on the poor unwashed masses a few thousand percent to pay for it but you have to take the good with the bad. That way we can get rid of a whole class of people. We would only have the rich and the poor. No more middle class. Wouldn't that be great? And when we help the poor to die out by taking away food stamps, social security, health care and welfare we will only have one class. Everybody would be rich! Now isn't that the Utopia that everybody is shooting for? Of course it is!
Now I want everybody to write a letter to their congressmen to draft up a bill and let's get this plan moving. Come on, START WRITING!!! Of course there will be a few dissenters as there always is when somebody comes up with a good idea. Well, that's the way it goes sometimes. You just can't please everyone. Hey! I don't see anyone writing out there. Come on, get off your duff an start scribbling. It would be un American to not want to get this world running smoothly again. After all, isn't that what we were put on this earth for? Our congress will listen to everybody that backs this movement because they are used to giving to the rich. They do it all the time.
This article comes from the warped mind of Bob Hirschmann. There is no one else to blame for it. If you would like to hear more of my opinions and strange humor please send a comment to this address. rahlvnv@gmail.com Thank you.
Now I want everybody to write a letter to their congressmen to draft up a bill and let's get this plan moving. Come on, START WRITING!!! Of course there will be a few dissenters as there always is when somebody comes up with a good idea. Well, that's the way it goes sometimes. You just can't please everyone. Hey! I don't see anyone writing out there. Come on, get off your duff an start scribbling. It would be un American to not want to get this world running smoothly again. After all, isn't that what we were put on this earth for? Our congress will listen to everybody that backs this movement because they are used to giving to the rich. They do it all the time.
This article comes from the warped mind of Bob Hirschmann. There is no one else to blame for it. If you would like to hear more of my opinions and strange humor please send a comment to this address. rahlvnv@gmail.com Thank you.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Here's something I enjoyed writing just for the fun of it.
I got so tired of my friends telling me that I lived in the dark ages, that for 2009 I made a resolution to get with it. Here are the changes that I've made so far.
1. Got rid of my floor model AM Motorola radio and bought a new AM, FM radio. Whatever that means
2. Threw out my 10 inch (with magnifying glass mounted on the front) black and white TV and got a brand new 16 inch color TV. Even the rabbit ears has a dial for fine tuning.
3. Junked my crank driven Victrola for a state-of-the-art 8 track stereo. STEREO. I guess that means you can listen with both ears.
4. Had to discard my Smith-Corona typewriter and replaced it with a word processor.
5. Donated my zoot suits to charity. Went out and purchased a few pairs of nifty tie-dyed bell bottom jeans.
6. I even went out and got a Beta video recorder for my new TV.
7. Alas, the old ice box was the next to go. Sorry ice-man but my new electric refrigerator doesn't need you anymore.
8. The Franklyn stove was the next to go. Replaced by a state-of-the-art gas range. It even has an oven!
9. I even bought a brand new Commodore 64 computer. Had to buy a floppy drive as an added attraction.
After looking around my house and seeing all the improvements I was thrilled. So thrilled, in fact, that I immediately jumped into my Model A Ford, drove to the nearest Rexall drug store for film for my Kodak Brownie camera and took pictures of all my changes.
Now I'd like to hear my friends say that I live in the dark ages!! I'm as hi-tech as you can get!
This comes from my own warped sense of humor. There are a ton of funny things rolling around in my brain. I love writing funny articles and I enjoy making people laugh. If you would like to read more of my off-beat humor please let me know. I will be more that happy to write for you.
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1. Got rid of my floor model AM Motorola radio and bought a new AM, FM radio. Whatever that means
2. Threw out my 10 inch (with magnifying glass mounted on the front) black and white TV and got a brand new 16 inch color TV. Even the rabbit ears has a dial for fine tuning.
3. Junked my crank driven Victrola for a state-of-the-art 8 track stereo. STEREO. I guess that means you can listen with both ears.
4. Had to discard my Smith-Corona typewriter and replaced it with a word processor.
5. Donated my zoot suits to charity. Went out and purchased a few pairs of nifty tie-dyed bell bottom jeans.
6. I even went out and got a Beta video recorder for my new TV.
7. Alas, the old ice box was the next to go. Sorry ice-man but my new electric refrigerator doesn't need you anymore.
8. The Franklyn stove was the next to go. Replaced by a state-of-the-art gas range. It even has an oven!
9. I even bought a brand new Commodore 64 computer. Had to buy a floppy drive as an added attraction.
After looking around my house and seeing all the improvements I was thrilled. So thrilled, in fact, that I immediately jumped into my Model A Ford, drove to the nearest Rexall drug store for film for my Kodak Brownie camera and took pictures of all my changes.
Now I'd like to hear my friends say that I live in the dark ages!! I'm as hi-tech as you can get!
This comes from my own warped sense of humor. There are a ton of funny things rolling around in my brain. I love writing funny articles and I enjoy making people laugh. If you would like to read more of my off-beat humor please let me know. I will be more that happy to write for you.
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Sunday, February 1, 2009
Check out the google news about president Obama clamping down on the wall street bigwigs. That's why we are in trouble now. Their greed and lack of compassion for the working stiff have put this country in distress. "Bail out" my pituty! They're using this money for their own gain.
If you ask me they should all be fired and have to stand on the unemployment lines with the rest of us. The government should confiscate all their ill gained wealth and leave them destitute.
In my opinion, the government should not "bail out" these big corporations but send that $700,000,000,000,000 (or however many zeros a trillion has) to the common folks that are trying to feed their families. If everyone would receive $100,000 or so from the government they would pay off their bills, pay their mortgages and have something to live on. Don't you think that would bail out this economy?
If you have an opinion I would like to hear about it. -Bob-
If you ask me they should all be fired and have to stand on the unemployment lines with the rest of us. The government should confiscate all their ill gained wealth and leave them destitute.
In my opinion, the government should not "bail out" these big corporations but send that $700,000,000,000,000 (or however many zeros a trillion has) to the common folks that are trying to feed their families. If everyone would receive $100,000 or so from the government they would pay off their bills, pay their mortgages and have something to live on. Don't you think that would bail out this economy?
If you have an opinion I would like to hear about it. -Bob-
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